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every os sucks

Well hi there Thank you for downloading another fine quality comedy product from Three dead trolls in a baggie and your friends at mp3.com Good for you Of course, if you’ve downloaded this from napster, screw you, you know what, free isn’t good enough for you, your gotta rip us of, thats okay, I will […]

the war of 1812

Oh come back proud canadians to before you had tv no hockey night in canada there was no cbc (oh my god!) in 1812 madison was mad he was the president you know well he thought he’d tell the british where they ought to go he though he’d invade canada he thought that he was […]

gloria gaynor remix: male version

First I was afraid I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would’ve drunk a little less, I would’ve tried to keep my head. If I’d known for just one second you’d Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door But you’ve been sitting […]

gloria gaynor remix: female version

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side. I would’ve drunk a little less, I would’ve Tried to keep my head, If I’d know for just one second I’d be in Your crusty bed… I tried to go, walk out the door. But I laughed […]

10 worse pickup lines

10. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 9. Is there a keg in your pants because I’d like to tap that @$$. 8. OK, I’m not the best looking one here, but I’m the only one talking to you. 7. You don’t look very good yet, but just […]

10 things not to say during sex

10. But everybody looks funny naked! 9. Do you accept Visa? 8. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights. 7. Try not to leave any stains, okay? 6. I want a baby! 5. When is this supposed to feel good? 4. Did I remember to take my pill? 3. You’re almost as good as […]

10 reasons why beer is better than religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn’t try to ruin your sex life. 8. Wars are not fought over beer. 7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. 6. When you have a beer, you don’t knock on other people’s doors trying to give it […]

10 reasons why beer is better than sex

10. You can have a beer in public. 9. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer. 8. A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath. 7. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 6. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab […]

10 reasons why halloween is better than sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. It’s OK when the person […]

xp errors

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows XP: 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4) Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 5) Press […]

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