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10 things not to say during sex

10. But everybody looks funny naked!
9. Do you accept Visa?
8. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
7. Try not to leave any stains, okay?
6. I want a baby!
5. When is this supposed to feel good?
4. Did I remember to take my pill?
3. You’re almost as good as my ex!(Or your sister).
2. You look younger than you feel.
1. You can cook too, right?