10. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 9. Is there a keg in your pants because I’d like to tap that @$$. 8. OK, I’m not the best looking one here, but I’m the only one talking to you. 7. You don’t look very good yet, but just […]
10. But everybody looks funny naked! 9. Do you accept Visa? 8. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights. 7. Try not to leave any stains, okay? 6. I want a baby! 5. When is this supposed to feel good? 4. Did I remember to take my pill? 3. You’re almost as good as […]
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 9. Beer doesn’t try to ruin your sex life. 8. Wars are not fought over beer. 7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves. 6. When you have a beer, you don’t knock on other people’s doors trying to give it […]
10. You can have a beer in public. 9. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer. 8. A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath. 7. You can enjoy a beer all month long. 6. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab […]
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. It’s OK when the person […]
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