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The secret diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn

DAY ONE
Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.

DAY FOUR
Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.

DAY SIX
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly.
Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.

DAY TEN
Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
Not King today either.

DAY ELEVEN
Ocs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.
Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

DAY TWENTY-EIGHT
Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.

DAY THIRTY
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
Nice chat with Boromir. Hes not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.

DAY THIRTY-TWO
Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.
Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.
I think Legolas might be kinda gay.
Nope, not King.

DAY THRITY-THREE
Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.
Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now
quite sure that he was very definitely ***.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.

DAY THIRTY-FOUR
Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?
My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?
Not so sure about me either.
Still not King, goddammit.

Part of the ‘Very Secret Diary’ series by Cassandra Claire