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official project stages

In Humour on 20 March 2009 with Comments Off on official project stages

1. Uncritical acceptance 2. Wild enthusiasm 3. Dejected disillusionment 4. Total confusion 5. Search for the guilty 6. Punishment of the innocent 7. Promotion of the non-participants

how to please an IT department

In Humour on 20 March 2009 with Comments Off on how to please an IT department

A quick check list for those who need to make contact. 1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving […]

what if operating systems were airlines

In Humour on 20 March 2009 with Comments Off on what if operating systems were airlines

DOS Airlines Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push again jump on again, and so on. OS/2 Airlines The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about. The announcer says that their flight […]

bedtime prayers

In Humour on 20 March 2009 with Comments Off on bedtime prayers

a womans prayer Lord… Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who’s willy’s thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when […]

unix techical support

In Humour on 20 March 2009 with Comments Off on unix techical support

Customer : What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ? UNIX support : Yes, that’s correct. Customer : No, what is it ? UNIX support : Yes. Customer : So, which is the one ? UNIX support : No. ‘which’ is used to find the program. Customer : […]