10 reasons why beer is better than sex
10. You can have a beer in public.
9. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
8. A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
7. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
6. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
5. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
4. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
3. A beer is always wet.
2. A beer always goes down easy.
1. You can share a beer with your friends.