computer chickens
NT Chicken
Was going to cross the road in June. No, August. Anyway – it’s going to cross the road real soon now.
OS/2 Chicken
It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.
Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like… chicken.
Micro$oft© ChickenT¸
It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
OOP Chicken
It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken
First it builds the road …
C Chicken
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken
The chicken wouldn’t have to cross the road, you’d simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken
Call CrossRoad(ByRef Chicken)
Delphi Chicken
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side.
Web Chicken
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Newton Chicken
Can’t cluck, can’t fly, and can’t lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
Cray Chicken
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don’t dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on both sides of all roads in every parallel universe until you collapse its wavefunction on the other side of your particular road.
Lotus Chicken
Don’t you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there’s no way to tell it to.
COBOL Chicken
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY I UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
UNIX chicken
In the next county, but accessible as if on both sides of the road